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Humor from the biofuels list

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from
generation to generation, says that, "When you discover that you are
riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount."


However, in the Federal Government, more advanced strategies are often
employed such as:

1) Buying a stronger whip.

2) Changing riders.

3) Appointing a committee to study the horse.

4) Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride
dead horses.

5) Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.

6) Reclassifying the dead horse as living impaired.

7) Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.

8) Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.

9) Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the dead
horse's performance.

10) Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve
the dead horse's performance.

11) Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is
less
costly, carries lower overhead, and therefore contributes substantially
more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.

12) Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.

13) Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.

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